Dear Mom,

I know this will come as a surprise but - I have run off and gotten married! I am now a Married Cat! I am so happy! I am married to a wonderful Tiger striped male named Sam. He is a Rabbi! I am now Panther Rose Katz! We are Rabbi Sam and Mrs. Panther Katz!

I met Sam when he came to speak at a Tea at the Order of Felines. I was wearing a pink spandex dress and long white gloves. We looked at each other from across the room and - yes! -I knew he was for me!

I have left the Order and will convert to Judaism. I am now The Rebbe, the Rabbi wife.

I think we should stop writing. Instead, let's speak often on the phone (though not on Friday nights!) Our love will never stop.

I know you want what's best for me and, secretly, I've always wanted to be a married Cat.

My love to you,
Panther
Mrs. Sam Katz