Brouhaha

There was a big brouhaha today. I threw up all over the bathroom. I threw up on the wall and then I threw up on the toilet. My Mom said that if I had to throw up I was supposed to do it IN the toilet and not ON the toilet. She was really angry. I didn't know what all the fuss was about. At least I was in the bathroom. I was in the general vicinity. Then My Mom called her girlfriend. Her girlfriend came rushing over and tried to brush me. I wouldn't let her and then I started to throw up again. My Mom was close to tears. She said if I keep this up she may have to ask the Sisters for help. I don't know what that means and I don't know what I'd do without My Mom.