Time Out

I have been In Big Trouble.
My Mom has put me in Time Out twice. (2X)
Both times involved My Manners.

1. I stood on the toilet seat and drank water out of the bowl.
I don't understand the big deal. The water tasted good. My Mom said I was being "unseemly".

2. I swatted one of the stupid dogs with my paw.
She let out a blood curdling scream. It was not my fault. She got in my face. My Mom said I was being "antagonistic and instigating a fight".

I had to stay in my room in Time Out and Think About It.
I thought about it. I'm through thinking.