Spoken Bichon

My Mom & I have been looking at a book called Dog Languages Throughout The Ages. There is both Ancient and Modern Bichon. The book says that some poets continue to write in the ancient language "utilizing its screeches and squawks". Ancient Bichon has a sing-song quality and Modern Bichon is smoother.

Well, well. This is so dumb.

There's only one Cat. There's none of this Ancient Cat and Modern Cat. Long-haired Cat, short-haired Cat. There's Cat. Our moms all understand us. You go any place in the world and Cats are speaking Cat. This is as it should be. This is just one of the reasons why Cats rule.