Charlotte

Oh, ick! Yuck! My Mom came home smelling of puppy. She said, "Oh, Sister Panther Rose, you have a fluffy new niece. A little white puppy. Her name is Charlotte Lulu." My Mom was practically singing. The Stupid Dogs were all excited. They were smelling My Mom and jumping up and down. They are so dumb. NB***: I am still the Only Cat. (I intend to keep that status.)

***NB is in the Appendix of my reader, A Cat's 2nd Primer. It means "note it well".
SR. P.R., OF