Dogs

My Mom came home today smelling of Boy Dogs. It was Eeeach. (This is a real word. I found it in the vocabulary section of Modern Cat.) My Mom, I could smell her from a mile away. When I asked her, she said she had been visiting my Nephews. Boy nephews! I forgot about them, I have enough with the Stupid Dogs here. The Nephews speak a language called "Westie". I had never heard it before and it's harsh, lots of sounds back in the throat, not smooth and silky like Cat.