BOYS

So you know the Stupid Dogs & I are all girls. We live in the same house and share our mirrors and brushes and it's almost like we're sisters. Except, of course, I'd never be the sister of a stupid dog. Then Pablo came along and something about him looks different! I asked My Mom and she said it's because he's a boy. So yesterday, first My Mom took out the girls and they did their business in the back yard. Then, after she brought them in, she took out Pablo. I was standing near the sliding screen door and she called out, "Panther! Stay inside!" But I didn't listen! I stuck my paw in at the edge of the door and opened it and slowly crept outside. Then I WATCHED! I couldn't believe my eyes! I'm so confused! I want to talk to My Mom but I'm embarrassed.