STATE OF THE UNION

Last night my mom was watching TV and I was walking around her feet practicing my Raahs and Waas and Eeeps. There was a man on the TV screen talking. Mom said I should be quiet and listen to him because he was the President and he was saying important things and I could learn something. So I scrunched down on the floor and was still. I listened hard but I didn't hear him saying even one word about me. I don't know what the big deal was. He could have said a lot about me.